Dishmantled… (I’m in a cooking competition)

I’m in a cooking competition show… check out who the host is!!! Dishmantled is a show on Quibi which is a new steaming platform (for mobile only) and this show is hosted by none other than THE TITUSS BURGESS (who you may know from the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Netflix show… or Broadway’s The Little Mermaid). Needless to say I was THRILLED when I found out Tituss was the host because he is so funny and just brilliant…

Bacon Butternut Squash Bisque

“If only I could be Bacon” mumbled David, who was just a runt of a pecan. “No one even talks about us when they eat us… unless it’s ‘I have nuts stuck in my teeth’…” He heaved a heavy sigh. Then he glanced across the kitchen counter, there she was, Jillian… tall, smokey, plump, and…